One of the big complaints that AmeriAsian women hear a lot from AmeriAsian men is that we don’t like them, that we prefer to date white men, that we’re racists, blah blah blah. And you know what? If being a racist means “I want a guy that’s over 5’5″ and has a penis bigger than my pinky finger”, then I guess I’m a racist.
But it’s so much more than that. I mean, there are plenty of Asian men all over the world with the same deficiencies and they STILL get Asian women, and you know why?
Because they’re not fucking losers.
They know how to be REAL men, and they know how to treat women, and they know what we want and need, and they also realize that LIFE ISN’T FAIR, and if you’re born as a half man with a small dick, you need to ACKNOWLEDGE it and not cry about racism and unfairness and stereotypes and how your parents raised you to be scared of women, or whatever your stupid excuse is. You need to realize, you’re an Asian man, and you need to make up for your lack of physicality with other things. Like how black men, learn to make up for their deficiencies by exploiting their physicality. And REAL Asian men around the world get this, except in America, where all they do is bitch and whine about why we hate them. So fine. You want to know why? Here’s why.
1) AmeriAsian men have no fashion sense. Have you seen the way they dress? Even white geeks have better style! White geeks get that if you have to wear glasses, at least wear fashionable ones, not giant circles over your eyes. If you’re going to wear a button down shirt, then leave it out of your pants. And enough with the fucking bowl cuts.
2) AmeriAsian men are cheap. Seriously. Did you see my last post? The men in China know where it’s at. Cars. Apartments. Clothes. We get… what? A $20 Hello Kitty doll? A bowl of noodles at the cheapest Pho place in town? A card from Wal-Mart? Where’s my designer shoes? Where’s my big screen TV? Where’s my convertible? A white man with an 8 inch dick might be able to get away with taking me out to noodles, but not a short Asian guy with a pencil dick.
3) AmeriAsian men are selfish. Me. Me. Me. That’s all we ever hear from them. Whining about their feelings. Or what their parents will think. Or what their friends are doing. How much money a gift will cost them. It’s always about them. Again, real Asian men know that when you’ve got a disability, you don’t focus on yourself, you make up with it with what you can give: time and money. Besides, it’s not like AmeriAsian men don’t spend enough time staring at their navels. Just look at the number of self-absorbed “Angry Asian Men” blogs out there!
4) AmeriAsian men think they can play above their league. Whether it’s thinking they deserve a blonde haired, blue eyed beauty, or their obsession with playing basketball, AmeriAsian men don’t know what they’re good at and they think that being a small fish in a big pond is better than knowing your limits and accepting them. In China, men excel at ping pong and are praised for it. In Korea, men excel at Starcraft and stadia are packed with women who scream for them. But here in America, Asian men seem obsessed with playing a sport that is ALL ABOUT HEIGHT, and making fools of themselves trying to make a lay up look cool. It’s embarrassing, and nothing screams OMEGA MALE more than some 5’6″ AmeriAsian loser, tripping over his shoe-laces trying to do a fancy move because he knows he can’t dunk. Stick to Starcraft. At least be an Alpha in SOMETHING.
5) AmeriAsian men don’t succeed. I know, that I’m going to get “Angry Asian Men” screaming in little high-pitched voices about this, but I’m sorry, it’s true. It’s not my fault that your parents lied to you. You can be as good as you want on your SATs, but if you can’t ever get promoted because you’re too submissive and wimpy to stand up to any other man, then you’re worthless to women, and you’re never going to get in our pants. Maybe a rugged white guy could get by making $50k but if you’re Asian, $100k is a MINIMUM and that might get you Sandra Oh. Again, look around the world. There are Asian men succeeding everywhere, and what do you do? You sit there, taking shit from your boss, drooling over his blonde secretary and then you go home and complain online about how the “white man” keeps you down. How about standing up for yourself? How about being a fucking MAN? Just because your dick is 2 inches long doesn’t mean you have to act like it! Suck it up, get that promotion, and spend it on us!
In conclusion, AmeriAsian men, I’m sick of taking your anti-AmeriAsian women bullshit. I’m calling you out. Get over your bitterness and self-pity and obsession with imaginary racism. Just because you can’t measure up with what nature gave you doesn’t mean that you can’t measure up in the rest of the ways MODERN SOCIETY’S given you!
You want this pretty Asian pussy? Do what Asian men all over the world are doing. EARN IT.